Facts Optional

Divided we fall

I keep trying to make sense of awful politics through bad poetry.

Here's the story / Of a man named Brady...

Once you read this, perhaps you'll understand why I was considering "The Trouble With Scribbles" as an alternate title.

Let's tear the roof off those suckers.

That was a lot of build-up for 2 minutes and 8 seconds of... what, exactly?

Our governor has been consistent -- gotta give him that.

This was almost finished and then came Tuesday's impromptu Statement #3...

There's sensitive, and then there's just being spiteful.

This was one election that required mud-slinging.