This Year’s Top Christmas Grifts

For those who can take a ribbon.

Cold and Floozy, Son

I'm getting over my second cold in a month -- and it's not even winter yet.

This one is rated PG-32.

Fabric-based puns? I'm a seersucker for them.

Live the life you have imagined, because the one you are actually living is unimaginable.

Half of good philosophy is good grammar. Here's the other half.

It's one thing to talk to yourself; quite another to keep interrupting.

This post utilizes all of the consonants and several bowels.

Good fences make good neighbors. Back in the day, key parties really upped the ante.