This post utilizes all of the consonants and several bowels.
Urinary A Complaint
Chainlink of Fools
Good fences make good neighbors. Back in the day, key parties really upped the ante.
Philosophers Stoned
Please read to see how I put the "dumb" in wisdom.
You’re So Profane
"Vengeance taken will often tear the heart and torment the conscience." ~ Schopenhauer / But notice he doesn't say "always."
Smoke Scream
Instead of the Surgeon General's warning regarding health risks, or other countries' use of graphic images -- why don't they just post a picture of the pile of money smokers burn through each year?
Phrases intended to reassure that rarely do
Sticks and stones may break your bones -- but words can REALLY hurt you.
Robert Mueller’s Macaroni and Cheese
This recipe warrants consideration.
Live Forever Or Diet In The Attempt
Why did the cyclist quit drinking? Because he couldn't handlebars.
Your GPS Is As Good As Mine
If my phone were really that smart, it would have advised me not to publish this post.
