Whatever You Do, Don’t Faucet

Come and plumb the depths of home repair with me.

Making A Demi-Glace Of Myself

Even when I'm alone in the kitchen, there's one too many cooks in there.

Life is filled with peaks and valleys, but I'm in more of a Mariana Trench situation.

Oh, I'm a prize alright.

Unlike Radiohead – I am not always OK with my computer.

I again make a fool of myself here -- you can bank on it.

It's the season for seasonal parodies. Some evergreen, with a sprinkling of Trump.

It seems like every organization puts out a "Best Of" list this time of year, so...

For those who can take a ribbon.