Leave Us Provolone

This one is rated PG-32.

Phrase Around The Edges

Fabric-based puns? I'm a seersucker for them.

Live the life you have imagined, because the one you are actually living is unimaginable.

Half of good philosophy is good grammar. Here's the other half.

It's one thing to talk to yourself; quite another to keep interrupting.

This post utilizes all of the consonants and several bowels.

Good fences make good neighbors. Back in the day, key parties really upped the ante.

Please read to see how I put the "dumb" in wisdom.

"Vengeance taken will often tear the heart and torment the conscience." ~ Schopenhauer / But notice he doesn't say "always."