Gone With the Wind was a great movie, folks.
For the life of me, I can’t surmise why
Parasite won. I thought that was a hoax.
And Brad Pitt? Just some little wise guy.
We’ve got enough problems dealing with trade;
Why’d South Korea prevail here?
I watched the Oscars, and I was dismayed –
Show was as flat as a stale beer.
If I made a movie, I’d sure be adored;
Gold statuette worth pursuing.
Of course, I would win the Best Actor award,
Since I act like I know what I’m doing.