The listing of those who conspire against me
is growing by bounds, also leaps.
The Deep State establishment is what prevents me
from claiming electoral sweeps.
The pollsters are also a part of the faction;
their surveys encourage suppression.
My false allegations I hope will gain traction
and help me avoid a concession.
Let’s start with the Democrats: all of them cheat
by encouraging more and more voting.
They think pushing mail-in ensures my defeat,
but the date on the postmark’s worth noting.
They sometimes send ballots that weren’t even asked for,
which might lead to ballot-box stuffing.
I’ll fight that expansion until my last gasp, or
else claim there’s been fraud – I’m not bluffing.
I’ll next turn attention toward people of science
who try to bombard us with facts.
It’s only my gut on which I place reliance;
against Fauci I’ll launch attacks.
I only like doctors who whisper sweet nothings
and don’t try to challenge my doctrine.
It is what it is when it comes to folks’ sufferings;
the death count – I don’t put much stock in.
It’s said even paranoid people have reason
to fear they are being berated.
If you speak against me, I’ll charge you with treason:
your crime? Making me agitated.
Concede with civility? I’m not inclined;
doesn’t matter how much folks are begging me.
The legacy I plan on leaving behind:
undermining election integrity.
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