Here’s the Scoop

A new concoction delivers a double-whammy to the lactose-intolerant.

Ice cream’s a treat almost everyone savors,
a frozen concoction that’s likely to please.
And now you can add to the list of its flavors
a dish made from Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.

We’ve heard parents say, “No dessert without eating
what’s served on your dinner plate – all of the food groups!”
So this is a way kids comply without cheating:
main course and dessert served together, in two scoops.

For those who prefer that their ice cream’s traditional,
this mac and cheese flavor may not seem a fun one.
Perhaps we will soon see, with claims it’s nutritional,
a pint of mint chip – mixed with liver and onion.