An Oz-some Challenge

A former President who was unqualified for his post backs yet another unqualified candidate.

I’ve endorsed Doctor Oz.
You ask why? It’s because
he is famous and wealthy
(and says I’m quite healthy).

He’ll stop left-wing maniacs;
he’s handsome and brainy, tracks
well with the women!
My boost will get him in.

He’ll do well in Philly.
I’ll back him until he
decides to go “woke” –
then my nod I’ll revoke.

I’d first backed Sean Parnell
but then bade him farewell:
turns out he’s an abuser,
so I dumped that loser.

Both me and the Oz Man –
we both love applause, and
had shows on the TV.
Therefore, I believe he
should serve in the Senate.
I’ll say it again – it’s
my honor to back
this rank medical quack.

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