I keep trying to make sense of awful politics through bad poetry.
Here's the story / Of a man named Brady...
Once you read this, perhaps you'll understand why I was considering "The Trouble With Scribbles" as an alternate title.
Let's tear the roof off those suckers.
That was a lot of build-up for 2 minutes and 8 seconds of... what, exactly?
Our governor has been consistent -- gotta give him that.
This was almost finished and then came Tuesday's impromptu Statement #3...
There's sensitive, and then there's just being spiteful.
This was one election that required mud-slinging.