Fabric-based puns? I'm a seersucker for them.
It's one thing to talk to yourself; quite another to keep interrupting.
Sticks and stones may break your bones -- but words can REALLY hurt you.
The problem with putting peanut butter in a mouse trap is that I also love peanut butter.
Those that forget history are doomed to be called repeatedly to testify about it.
I know this is lousy poetry, but consider what I'm working with here.
I have post-treematic stress after our recent storm.
Perhaps the wrong progeny has been named as a "special advisor."
Believe it or not, my wife continues to tolerate me.
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