I have post-treematic stress after our recent storm.
Perhaps the wrong progeny has been named as a "special advisor."
Believe it or not, my wife continues to tolerate me.
Or, "How I took a meteor shower."
Next -- a few words from the diacriticals.
It doesn't take a genius to figure out why I've once again been overlooked for this honor.
You can stand up for what you believe in, my friends -- just as long as you don’t take a knee.
Who knew my life was the stuff of legend?
I'm sure there won't be any risk of identity theft once we start filing our taxes on postcards.