Sticks and stones may break your bones -- but words can REALLY hurt you.
Phrases intended to reassure that rarely do
Robert Mueller’s Macaroni and Cheese
This recipe warrants consideration.
Live Forever Or Diet In The Attempt
Why did the cyclist quit drinking? Because he couldn't handlebars.
Your GPS Is As Good As Mine
If my phone were really that smart, it would have advised me not to publish this post.
Dead Languishes
Moses supposes this prose is necrosis.
The Numbers Racket
Diamonds are created under extreme pressure, and so are poor decisions.
Sled Astray, or The Winters of My Discontent
How I hated the idle pleasures of those days.
Things I Am Doing to Maintain the Level of Passion After Thirty-Six Years of Marriage
I mean -- I could just coast on my good looks, but what's the challenge in that?
A Textless Marriage
Communication by telepathy can't come soon enough for me.
