I was (sort-of) famous for a month; here's how I frittered away my time in the spotlight.
My Month-Long Reign as the Funniest Person in Existence
Trophy Strife
You'll have to pry any trophy you give me from my cold, dead hands. Well, let's leave it at "cold hands," OK?
Within Written Distance
Immediately after this picture was taken, Laraine Newman whispered in my ear: "Leave. Me. Alone."
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