If you don't care for these Trump-themed poems -- then please join me in wishing for this campaign's quick and merciful end.
Id Pro Quo
"I can get a bit crazy / Have to get my way yep / Twenty four hours a day / 'Cause I'm hot like that" ~ Miley Cyrus, "Can't Be Tamed"
God’s Gift Return Policy
"The Bible means a lot to me, but I don’t want to get into specifics." ~ D. Trump