Facts Optional



I Can’t Critter

The problem with putting peanut butter in a mouse trap is that I also love peanut butter.

A Grueling Sessions

Those that forget history are doomed to be called repeatedly to testify about it.

Stuck Indict Circumstances

I know this is lousy poetry, but consider what I'm working with here.

And a little child will lead them

Perhaps the wrong progeny has been named as a "special advisor."

To have and to hold on a second

Believe it or not, my wife continues to tolerate me.

Drain the swamp

Or, "How I took a meteor shower."

Apostrophe for services rendered

Next -- a few words from the diacriticals.

My reign in MacArthur Grant Park

It doesn't take a genius to figure out why I've once again been overlooked for this honor.

Freedom from speech

You can stand up for what you believe in, my friends -- just as long as you don’t take a knee.

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