(To the tune of “The Ballad of John & Yoko”):

Standing on the stage at a lectern
Send the Syrians back to France
The man with big rump said
You’ve got to vote Trump
You know they didn’t even give me a chance

Christie knows it ain’t easy
He knows how hard it can be
The way Bridgegate is going
They’re gonna soon indict me

Finally made the plane into Newark
Honeymooning down at the Shore
Donnie Trump called to say
Your endorsement’s OK
Never mind if all them call you a whore

Christie knows it ain’t easy
He wants to live in DC
As long as Donnie still loves me
His ‘copter’s gonna take me

Cutting Donald’s taxes for a rainy day
Claiming that he gives to charity
Last night third wife said
Donald when you’re dead
I’ll go back to Slovenia with it all I think

Drove from Ft. Lee to the G-W
Traffic backing up for a week
The newspapers said
Now you two getting in bed
So everybody else you can fleece

Christie knows it ain’t easy
He’s full of lard, you can see
He’ll back the Donald for POTUS
So they can block Hillary

He’ll back the Donald for POTUS
So they can block Hillary