Sasq-Watch Out

An Oklahoma lawmaker has proposed a hunting season for “Bigfoot.”

A man in Oklahoma –
a lawmaker, to boot –
says Bigfoot should be hunted.
(But for God’s sake: do not shoot.)

Upon Big’s head’s a bounty,
intended to draw tourists.
But all that it will generate is
agita and tsuris.

Already, in one Okie town,
they celebrate the ogre.
As notions for vacations go –
it’s clearly mediocre.

If you believe in Bigfoot,
and don’t think he’s just folklore,
your license to move freely out
in public – we’ll revoke your.