A British IT worker discarded a computer containing a digital fortune.
Some guy threw away a hard drive
filled with cryptocurrency.
Needs to dig back in that archive;
sort of an emergency.
Tossed it in a British landfill;
offered up a big reward
to the city council – and still
his request has been ignored.
Bitcoin, worth prodigious millions,
now is trash but once was his.
Tech bros know – but not civilians —
what exactly Bitcoin is.
Happy ending there will be no,
as upon his wealth waste piles up.
Even idiots like me know:
always – always – back your files up.